Friday, September 22, 2006

Happy New Year to all

This year has been a very difficult year, in that I, Calev Ben-David, have been casitigated and pressured by my co-workers at the Israel Project to tell them what my real name is. My co-workers are real nice people and I love them dearly. As well, I am not homosexual. That is a rumor that should be nipped in the bud. I am happily married and I have never been with a man. That is enough on that subject.

Well, back to my real name. I was born as Kevin Morganstern and changed my name to Calev Ben-David when I became an Israeli citizen years ago. Yes, I did get teased at school as being Rhoda's relative.

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Friday, September 01, 2006

The Holidays are Coming

What does a guy like me do on all these religious holidays. Sure, I changed my name to Calev Ben-David so I could finally have that "I fit in" feeling. But now I feel like a fool. My compatriot Jewish Israelis are just bunch of crooks. I am sure that if you took a poll of irreligious, Ashkenazi intelectual Israeli and asked them if that are happy that the were born Jewish in Israel and are never planning on emigrating under any circumstances. Big shock on the results. In fact a very small percentage would answer in a patriotic manner. Another poll question, "If you were born Jewish in New York, Miami, or Los Angeles would you immigrate to Israel the first chance that you had?"..... maybe less than one percent would answer affirmative on that one. So, in essence, what do I have in common with these people?

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